Sensible Erection | I have a problem........

Wednesday, 12 November 2003

I have a problem........

Sweet jesus will someone help me with this problem....I really need advice...

Well......my problem is this.

Over the years. I have noticed a slight curvature in the shaft of my penis...now, the curve is getting to be quite noticable, seeing as how I am left-handed, should I just go with the other hand for a while and see if that helps?

Or perhaps should I get penile cosmetic surgery to make my member more appealing?

Input please.......oh, and if you vote kharma on this.....you are a petard. Not intended for kharmatic voting.

[] [by TenchiT@5:14amGMT] [+10 Informative]

Comments

SkitsoDragon said @ 5:22am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Informative]
Consult a doctor

fake name said @ 5:26am GMT on 12th Nov
Bill, is that you?

llatan said @ 10:13am GMT on 12th Nov
What's this look like, Vol. 2?

cardinal said @ 5:27am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:4 Funny]
From what I hear, everyone's different. So if you're curving, you're curving. Personally, I'd just accept it and look for a women with a bent vagina.

nip said @ 6:17pm GMT on 12th Nov
"bent vagina" ha. It's my new goal to use that phrase at least three times a day....So, ahhhh.....Bent Vagina! *vanishes*

marcee said @ 5:32am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:3 Informative]
1. Go to a doctor.

2. If you want, see this for information.

3. It should be a problem only if it hurts or if somehow affects its normal functions. If its not the case, don't fucking think about surgery, don't be stupid.

4. What the fuck are you doing still there, go to a doctor!!! You know, they know about things

lsdbeta said @ 7:01am GMT on 12th Nov
it's not easy asking somebody about these things face to face.

matt said @ 7:17pm GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
Then one should grow some balls to go with their bent cock.

arteitle said @ 9:04am GMT on 12th Nov
+1 for being the only comment to mention Peyronie's Disease so far.

trimby99 said @ 10:34am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Funny]
Mmmmm.. Pierogi's disease

JOECAM said @ 8:36pm GMT on 12th Nov
If it's painful you probably have peyronies disease.......see your urologist and have an MRI if it shows plaque you have it.........it can be treated or at least slowed down........It's usually a Jewish male disease.......

jornin said @ 1:17pm GMT on 12th Nov
Definatly sounds like peyronie's disease to me. I discovered a lump on mine about the size of a BB and when I went to get it checked out thats what I had. Unless it hurts it's no big deal, the uroligist told me to just consider it "ribbed for her pleasure". I didn't get the bend however that could probably work to your advantage also.

insanemonkey said @ 2:02pm GMT on 12th Nov
"In severe Peyronie's Disease cases, the penis can form a corkscrew"

how long will it take til we get one of these in a bar?

mugabo said @ 5:32am GMT on 12th Nov
try using your left hand for a change.

mattfish said @ 5:59am GMT on 12th Nov
"seeing as how I am left-handed"

cancer said @ 11:47am GMT on 12th Nov
He meant his left left hand.

insanemonkey said @ 2:03pm GMT on 12th Nov
"no, your other left"

Dalej said @ 5:33am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:3 Funny]
1) karma doesn't matter anymore.

2) You mean it's bent to the left? If it is, it's probably because of the hand you use to masturbate over the years.
I think to make the curve go away all you can do is masturbate with the other hand all the time for quite a long period of time. Or take a surgery.

3) Pix pls.

Wax said @ 5:59am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
just lean into it.

p_headless_g said @ 6:08am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:3 Funny]
One word:

Suicide.

hedge hog said @ 6:41am GMT on 12th Nov
"Awwwww, I bent my Wookie." Ralphie Wigham.

tothebone said @ 7:05am GMT on 12th Nov
thats wiggum

absterjo said @ 6:50am GMT on 12th Nov
don't worry about it. it'll make you a more interesting shag anyway. i can guarantee you, it won't be a problem in the sack, use the curvature to your advantage.

aurelia said @ 11:28am GMT on 12th Nov
That's definitely the way to go. It will feel way more interesting for the girl that way.

DrPascal8 said @ 12:16pm GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
No more natural than a guy with an upward bend hitting it sideways.

MiRRoRMaN said @ 6:58am GMT on 12th Nov
It's perfectly normal. If you wear your schlong to the left it bends to the left, if vise versa it will bend to the left.

Don't worry bout it. If you think its something else than just bending go see a doctor about it.

Between you and me though: Your parents (if you are very young) or doctor are a way better place to ask this stuff then on SE. But since I'm a father myself I give you this advice here for free.

Dalej said @ 8:30am GMT on 12th Nov
Old pa Mirro.

jeffsmax said @ 7:05am GMT on 12th Nov
Try not to sweat it too much. If your ald fella doesn't have some kind of curvature then it's time to start worrying, because you obviously haven't been using it enough.

utah said @ 7:20am GMT on 12th Nov [Score:2 Funny]
So... How curved are we talking? Can you pee round corners, or what?

utah said @ 7:22am GMT on 12th Nov
In any case, you know what to do: Go See A Doctor. It's either harmless, in which case you can use it to get to the bits of your partner that other men can't reach; or it's harmful, which would be nice to know about and treat NOW, before it falls off of its own accord. If you catch it now, you get embarrassed in front of a doctor; if you catch it too late, you get embarrassed in front of every sexual partner you ever have as you explain that you were too chicken to get Mr Lumpy treated, and now you keep him in a velvet box by the bed.

lsdbeta said @ 7:26am GMT on 12th Nov
you can't pee around corners? just aim it for fuck's sake.

or hold a finger over the hole like you do with drinking fountains to squirt your friends.

Ateball said @ 8:14am GMT on 12th Nov
Dude, just straighten it out. Quit using yer hands. Get the torchlight vagina/asshole/mouth thingy. Haven't you surfed for pr0n?

mcclint said @ 8:54am GMT on 12th Nov
Is it curved like this?

dred_i said @ 8:54am GMT on 12th Nov
I tell you what man..I wear a slight curve up, and the women I've been with love it! It manages to hit the areas that other guys have to get in all kinds of fucked up positions to hit. I count it as a blessing.

bboy0185 said @ 11:49am GMT on 12th Nov
right on, my girlfriend says I hit her G-Spot (whatever that is ;)) I learnt to live with it, but like dred, I take it as a blessing

fuzzo said @ 10:08am GMT on 12th Nov
oh yeah, come to sensible erection with a bent dick problem, that's smart.

go to the doctor, dude.

and change that user name right away....

geophex_ihskiven said @ 10:52am GMT on 12th Nov
Oh, and if you haven't already, try switching to boxers...

cancer said @ 11:50am GMT on 12th Nov
Am I the only one in here who usees both hands and switches around mid-session?

lalanda said @ 12:03pm GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
I use all three hands.

racerx said @ 1:15pm GMT on 12th Nov
Hells yeah!!!

lifeafterfire said @ 12:23pm GMT on 12th Nov
Wow...I agree with Fuzzo. Why the hell would you come to us with a bent dick problem. Thats almost as bad as asking "I have a small dick, does size really matter?"

Splint it for 6 months. That'd work as well as anything else...less enjoyable than strokin' it.

muttly said @ 12:35pm GMT on 12th Nov
Dr. Drew says 800 units a day of vitaman E if it's really a problem.

nixgod said @ 1:06pm GMT on 12th Nov
hello? pics? we need pics!!

boostay said @ 2:22pm GMT on 12th Nov
uhmmm i prefer em straight, i dont like my man to be able to fuck around corners, my vagina is straight as should his dick be...... go see a doctor or just use the old handy dandy stand by....duct tape the mother to the right lmao

jps said @ 2:51pm GMT on 12th Nov
The syndrom is called Peyronie's disease -- named after a doctor who first described it. Just look Peyronie's disease up in Google. You'll have tons of information. But eventually you'll have to see a urologist.

Typically scar tissue on the spongy body of the penis is the cause.

Starjump said @ 3:39pm GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Informative]
I had an aqueintance who on discovering a lump in his penis decided it was best to just plain forget about it, over the next week or so it grew too painful and he went to a doc, turns out after a few tests they find something infected down the shaft, turns out it was a piece of corn with fecal matter, turns out was the last time he fucked his girl in the ass.
Have you thought it could be sweet corn?

graham said @ 4:44pm GMT on 12th Nov
sweet jesus.

nip said @ 6:20pm GMT on 12th Nov
mmmmmm sweet sweet corn.

Dalej said @ 6:28pm GMT on 12th Nov
LOL!

fuzzo said @ 12:58am GMT on 13th Nov
urban legend material if i ever saw it.

grinick said @ 4:16pm GMT on 12th Nov
suicide!

chocolatecake said @ 5:37pm GMT on 12th Nov

It's no big deal, certainly nothing to worry about. This happened to me a few years back and has made no difference to my sex life. I've had about 60 or 70 partners and more than anything it has just a talking point. As for function - it is exactly the same.

If it concerns you that you may be ill (you have a lump or something) , then go see a doctor. Otherwise just learn to live with it. The surgery that is available sometimes involves shortening the penis just to correct the problem - with no guarantee that the surgery will be successful or that the problem won't return again. During the surgery, they may need to shorten your dick by an inch or so. Is this really a path you want to go down just to make it straight again??? Fine if you've got a foot long member, but not so good if you're average size.

nip said @ 6:23pm GMT on 12th Nov
so you've had 60-70 in a "few" years?

nip said @ 6:23pm GMT on 12th Nov
so you've had 60-70 in a "few" years? I tip my hat to you good Sir!

cancer said @ 7:26pm GMT on 12th Nov
I heard a while ago that the average number of partners for a person to have in a lifetime was about 7. I was proud to say that at age 21 I had almost eclipsed it.

Luckily I've got friends whose exploits number in the hundredd to dash my pride.

chocolatecake said @ 1:22am GMT on 14th Nov
I used to sing and play guitar in a lot of bands. There's a lot of lose women hanging around bars - you work it out. It wasn't unheard of to be with 2 or more girls in the same night. No big deal, trust me. The kind of women I'm talking about you wouldn't take home to meet your mother...

follywaggle said @ 10:10pm GMT on 12th Nov
C'mon his name is chocolatecake, of course the girls want him.

dook_sucks said @ 6:15pm GMT on 12th Nov [Score:1 Funny]
WTF? No Thumb? No linkage? No Video? How bout a shot of that thing up against a T square or a laser level or something?

TenchiT said @ 6:28pm GMT on 12th Nov
I'd scan it....but it'd be a bit odd....

llatan said @ 10:06pm GMT on 12th Nov
Especially through one of those ones that are for photos only. X_X

TenchiT said @ 6:30pm GMT on 12th Nov
Fine....i'll scan it already....

De_Wr0ng said @ 7:29pm GMT on 12th Nov
Duct tape it to your "Right" thigh for about a week. That'll help, or at least it did for me.

Hope I was helpfull.

leswilkerson said @ 11:03pm GMT on 12th Nov
I have this. It's NO BIG DEAL. Dude, seriously, don't lose any sleep over it. I thought the same thing growing up; "do I need to switch hands?"... No, you don't. That's not what it's from, so don't worry about it. Now, I lucked out. The way mine curves happens to hit my wife's g-spot dead-the-fuck-on. Just think of it that way. It's different, and in a way, that's better. Now get back to fapping, dammit. It's your duty.

De_Wr0ng said @ 11:07pm GMT on 12th Nov
Your wife's G-spot is on the left side? Wow

leswilkerson said @ 1:57am GMT on 13th Nov
DUDE- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW???!?!?! Wait a minute- my left or her left? Either way, CREEEEPY!!!!!!

kafir said @ 4:53am GMT on 13th Nov
ummmm....it's a pretty simple thing to derive if you say you're curved too and hit her g-spot.
either that or he's been fucking your wife.

De_Wr0ng said @ 6:07am GMT on 14th Apr
:O

TenchiT said @ 4:57am GMT on 13th Nov
Update : For those who think that I was talking about an "unnatural" problem.....well.....read all the extended quite thuroughly.

My problem was....I was wankin it too hard towards the left.

Problem hasn't been solved, but I do feel better about it.

Thanks to all users at SE, and especially to Chop and all of the pr0n poster to help me getting my curve back to straight by switching hands off and on.

De_Wr0ng said @ 9:23am GMT on 13th Nov
Hey I knew what you were talking about. That's why I told you to Duct Tape your dick to your right thigh for about a week.

TenchiT said @ 2:01pm GMT on 13th Nov
neh, electrical feels more snug.

De_Wr0ng said @ 3:11pm GMT on 13th Nov
It's more fun taking off the Duct Tape after it's been festering for a week. (I have pics)

bedroomeyes said @ 9:48am GMT on 29th Mar
I am 34 years old indian guy.. married.. recently I have problem of errection while fucking my wife..

I would get errection and it will not be there for long time.. I feel ashamed before my wife..

Used to see porn sites and xxx movies and rub my cock and cum inside my pants.. would this be a cause for not getting proper errection

I have n't been with any gals other than my wife.. iam scared now..

is there any natural medicines [ like eating specific vegitable, fruit etc.. ] i dont like to use any tablets or spray..

Some one pls help me.