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Thursday, 2 May 2002
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and it goes on...
[by airkiwi@1:31pmGMT] [+1 Funny] |
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mr.dna
said @ 2:02pm GMT on 2nd May
Great tidbits in there - don't give up after the first few... "She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear." |
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Lithium
said @ 3:10pm GMT on 2nd May
hilarious... you need to get a king sized kitkat so you can eat even more of them at once with out breaking them apart. |
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sleepflower
said @ 3:26pm GMT on 2nd May
Utterly fabulous. Love it! Just had an argument with my missus so this is welcome comic relief and much needed context! |
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kang
said @ 3:42pm GMT on 2nd May
repost from before the big SE crash. |
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Malshai
said @ 6:15pm GMT on 2nd May
And thank god for it! |
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littleblink said @ 6:52pm GMT on 2nd May
so ... he says, "I'm here merely stating the facts, without bias or embellishment; a simple camera pointed at the scene, recording it with complete neutrality." and then starts stories off with: "Because of my selfless desire to further the vocabulary of medical science, it would delight me to the toes if everyone could adopt the use of the phrase 'Margret's Syndrome'. This affliction being used to signify a condition characterised by a profound and chronic 'point blindness'." i don't know ... is it just me? |
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Malshai
said @ 7:16pm GMT on 2nd May
No, lots of other people don't get the jokes either |
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Malshai
said @ 7:16pm GMT on 2nd May
see: tongue-in-cheek, wry |
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hexdcml
said @ 7:20pm GMT on 2nd May
man, some of the stuff just makes me crack up.. "This is the first thing Margret said to me today; I walked downstairs into the kitchen and she handed me a yoghurt and said 'Here, eat this, it's out of date.' Excellent. "... funny funny stuff... |
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littleblink said @ 7:22pm GMT on 2nd May
don't worry about it ... i'm almost finished trudging through the whole article ... nono =) it's not that i don't get the jokes ... it's just that it seemed to me they don't exactly conform to his disclaimer that he is merely stating the facts without bias or embellishment when actually, i felt a great deal of writing was devoted to a negative portrayal of his girlfriend. blame the english classes they make me sit through for that overanalysis of something that was pretty interesting and enlighting ... |
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Chip said @ 8:14pm GMT on 2nd May
What can I say? Can't live with 'em... |
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sleepflower
said @ 3:23am GMT on 3rd May
"...and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..." (Thanks, Emo) |
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TheMadBard
said @ 3:23am GMT on 3rd May
littleblink, um, the point of claiming a lack of bias is part of the joke, man. I blame the English classes, myself. |
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sleepflower
said @ 3:29am GMT on 3rd May
littleblink, I think that's all part of the joke. When has anyone, ever, within the context of their own relationship, truly stated "the facts without bias or embellishment"? It's simply not possible, and it's a joke in itself that anyone should claim to do it, especially when followed by the obviously biased account that follows! |
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EPT said @ 3:34am GMT on 3rd May
Ah, women. Can't sleep with 'em, can't sleep without 'em... |
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DirtyBirdy
said @ 5:18am GMT on 3rd May
the beauty of this is the completeness to it, a few would have been nice, but the length of it... poor sod! |
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littleblink said @ 10:36am GMT on 3rd May
i guess it would make sense if it was a joke ... i apologize for my confusion then ... i guess i've been a bit resilient to british humour =p took me quite a while to figure out Monty Python ... |