Sensible Erection | How many people here are famous?

Sunday, 3 August 2003

How many people here are famous?

quote [ I haven't asked matt but im sure there are a hell of a lot of users here...
So when you really think about it, celebrities need pr0n right?
SE is a watering hole for pr0n...
Therefore there are celebrities on SE... (Ronald Logic)

Even if your celebrity status is based solely on being a gameshow host i want you all to come out and reveal yourselves!

Is Little Hell really Carrot Top?
Is Longhair really Al Gore?
Is Matt actually Harry Knowles? ]

[] [by Ronald_McDonald@2:34pmGMT] [+5 WTF]

Comments

Cathy said @ 2:35pm GMT on 3rd Aug
put this under the ask SE category

h0rnd0g said @ 2:38pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I am not Bill Clinton, nor did I have sexual relations with that goat.

Ronald_McDonald said @ 2:44pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:-1 Overrated]
I would like to point out that i am actually Ronald McDonald.

val said @ 7:33pm GMT on 3rd Aug
LIES! Ronald McDonald isn't an actual person, but rather a number of people. The're based by region, theres one for the New England region, for example.

Chop-Logik said @ 2:44pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I did the voice acting for the "Communist Gnome" that was supposedly present in 1 in every 4 children in the US for a Cold War propaganda video.

aktung said @ 2:46pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm actually Darth Vader, but if any of you tells anyone i'll send a Death Star after your ass.

Ronald_McDonald said @ 2:47pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:-1 Overrated]
My Grandad actually new darth vader (David Prose)... no really.

Ronald_McDonald said @ 2:47pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:-1 Overrated]
I meant Prowse

leswilkerson said @ 4:12pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:2]
No, I think you meant "knew"...

aktung said @ 2:48pm GMT on 3rd Aug
yes, but I'm the real Darth Vader, David Prose only played me in the movies.

rebbel said @ 2:51pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
He said Prowse.

aktung said @ 3:09pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
that's what I meant

Tentacle said @ 7:36pm GMT on 3rd Aug
and for his subspace nickname, aktung actually used 'Dark Lord of the Myth'...

aktung said @ 8:53pm GMT on 3rd Aug
hehe, actually Dark Lord of the Myst.
I'm Dark Helmet in MoHAA

Chop-Logik said @ 2:39am GMT on 4th Aug
I prefer Dread 'Lord Niggy Woo'.

Brass said @ 1:41pm GMT on 4th Aug
No, I'm the real Vader, the real Darth Vader.
All you other Darth Vaders are just imitators.

max_damage78 said @ 2:46pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Lets see, I'm a fairly wealthy and powerful (lol) celebrity. I made $10 million on my last picture and will co-star in one of next summers box office smashes.

I know!! I'll come out to a bunch of people I've never even met, and admit to the world that I not only like pr0n, but view it daily through semi-legal means.

All the while, hoping that the National Enquirer will not pick up on this and put my face on next weeks cover so that they sell more copies of there paper:

"{celebrity} admits to strangers in an internet forum that HE LOVES PORN!!"

Also hoping that my career will not get flushed down the toilet due to negative backlash from religious right wing fanatics.

Um, yeah, that's gunna happen.

Ronald_McDonald said @ 2:48pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
Oh come on Mr Affleck... come outta the closet for us.

Superfish said @ 10:00pm GMT on 4th Aug
Well, it depends on how much you love teh matt. Think of all the web hits after you came out with your pr0n addiction to SE!

rebbel said @ 2:50pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I did the voice of Chop-Logik in the bestselling docu-soap:" The Neverending Porn-Reaps; The Life and Times of Chopstah!".

Chop-Logik said @ 3:13pm GMT on 3rd Aug
and you butchered my accent, you viking

dook_sucks said @ 2:51pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm not really Lute Olson.

De_Wr0ng said @ 2:52pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Who said I'm Pee-Wee Herman?

De_Wr0ng said @ 2:57pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Vahid is actually Billy Graham.

vahid said @ 3:03pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 WTF]
all you sinners, pron is evil.
Praise and thank God for who He is and for what He has done for you. Admit your weaknesses. Confess each specific sin that you are aware of. Pray for others that they, too, may receive Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

vahid said @ 3:04pm GMT on 3rd Aug
now that's scary.

vahid said @ 6:14pm GMT on 3rd Aug
billy is my evil twin.
I, love pr0n.

mancko said @ 3:06pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I was at first quite intrigues by this post but then I realized that it was a very obvious invitation for grab-ass.

(btw, I'm actually Christopher Hewett, TV's lovable Mr. Belvedere.)

mancko said @ 3:07pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:4 Funny]
Only I've just found out that I'm dead. :(

aktung said @ 3:11pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:4 Funny]
Longhair is actually Saddam Hussein, carrying on his fight against the evil bush empire. :)

De_Wr0ng said @ 6:00pm GMT on 3rd Aug
So who are Bosco & Resplendent_Elk?

aktung said @ 8:55pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Bosco is John McCain, conservative yet sensible.
Resplendent Elk is Jacques Chirac. Good Intentions but sometimes a little loopy.

fake name said @ 3:16pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:2 Funny]
I won't say who I really am, but I'm married to Jennifer Anniston.

I don't come here for the pr0n...after all, I'm married to Jennifer Anniston. I come here to read the articles. Jenn really likes them, too.

By the way, matt's last name is LeBlanc. But don't tell anyone.

Chop-Logik said @ 5:07pm GMT on 3rd Aug
can we be friends?

fitzy said @ 1:06am GMT on 4th Aug
we need a +1 awful pun

MajorG said @ 1:50am GMT on 4th Aug
I personally would prefer that to be a -1

Chop-Logik said @ 2:38am GMT on 4th Aug
:D ill take that as a compliment!

benparker said @ 9:23pm GMT on 5th Aug
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

fake name said @ 9:34pm GMT on 5th Aug
I don't wanna talk about it.

graham said @ 3:30pm GMT on 3rd Aug
i'm graham. i'm a fucking superstar.

bunny67 said @ 3:44pm GMT on 3rd Aug
hear hear!

graham said @ 7:54pm GMT on 3rd Aug
thank you random bunny <3

*oh please don't be a guy*

Chop-Logik said @ 8:29pm GMT on 3rd Aug
ha-ha!
*ggl*!

Rouge_Element said @ 3:34pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Cocaine tester/script writer for Gigli. And on Thanksgiving, I always combine the two.

De_Wr0ng said @ 3:43pm GMT on 3rd Aug
You know I'll probably like that Movie.

cancer said @ 3:41pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Give "the matt" the honor and celebrity status he is due. After all, noone else around here is good enough to have a "the" before their name.

De_Wr0ng said @ 5:13pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Uhh what I replied to lalanda.

Akira said @ 3:55pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:3 Funny]
I... am Sancho. *guitar strings*

lalanda said @ 4:17pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm a writer for televison and I have shows in all your countries. People know I like porn already.

De_Wr0ng said @ 5:12pm GMT on 3rd Aug
* kiss, kiss * *Smooch, smooch*

dangerm00se said @ 4:19pm GMT on 3rd Aug
My friend is the great grandson of legendary director Otto Preminger.

He directed the animated The Hobbit way back when.

LoC said @ 4:40pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:2 Funny]
I'm spartacus!!!

Vampire_X said @ 4:46pm GMT on 3rd Aug
no, Im Spartacus!

max_damage78 said @ 5:02pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Hey hey hey now, don't go lookin at me. He's Sparaicus!

Halcyonide said @ 5:40pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm Brian!

MajorG said @ 12:57am GMT on 4th Aug
I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

sherlock said @ 7:35pm GMT on 3rd Aug
No, I'm Sparticus!

nootsac said @ 12:35am GMT on 4th Aug
No, I'm Spornicus

nootsac said @ 8:40pm GMT on 4th Aug
wait--who's the guy we're looking for again? Sparcanas?

cancer said @ 5:07pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm... a Lumberjack!

Chop-Logik said @ 5:09pm GMT on 3rd Aug
are you O.K.?

aktung said @ 5:27pm GMT on 3rd Aug
do you sleep all night and work all day?

Galley said @ 11:23pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I bet he cuts down trees, and also eats his lunch.

Do you?

Chop-Logik said @ 12:03am GMT on 4th Aug
..and likes to press wild flowers?

waxattakz said @ 5:24pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I am a bannana

De_Wr0ng said @ 5:30pm GMT on 3rd Aug

graham said @ 7:53pm GMT on 3rd Aug
the hammer hit him so hard, he vapourized the 'd'!

MajorG said @ 12:57am GMT on 4th Aug
Mah spoon is too big!

Chop-Logik said @ 2:39am GMT on 4th Aug
doo you want to go seee a mooovie?

Eon Bleu said @ 2:56pm GMT on 4th Aug
I'm feeling fat, and sassy!

MEEJA HOR said @ 6:19pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I've been on tv, and it was shite

val said @ 7:35pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Interesting]
We can all be famous if we submit false data to the IMDB!

Tentacle said @ 7:39pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
I am Xenu, the alien that the scientologists worship

UberIcarus said @ 8:03pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I used to be distantly related to Jonny Cash. (My mother's ex-husband was his cousin.)

Chop-Logik said @ 8:30pm GMT on 3rd Aug [Score:1 Funny]
WOW UR JOHnnY CASH TAHT iS SO COOL

Robyn said @ 9:41pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still Robyn from teh block.

I was interviewed in the New Zealand Herald last year!!!!

ClovenHoof said @ 10:31pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I am the lesser God Pan

p_headless_g said @ 11:02pm GMT on 3rd Aug
I'm Billie Dee Williams. I pay an actor to play me in movies, interviews and all public appearances.

LeavemeAlone said @ 11:10pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Does it count if I am just famous with the voices inside my head? They really seem to love me.

De_Wr0ng said @ 11:17pm GMT on 3rd Aug
Then why not just come out and say you are Chop-Logik

Chop-Logik said @ 12:06am GMT on 4th Aug
Hello everybody, my name's Chop-Logik..

..and I am a Chop-Logik.
*cries*

vahid said @ 12:13am GMT on 4th Aug
hello chop-logik.

Chop-Logik said @ 2:42am GMT on 4th Aug
i just need a pair of titties to ~~cum~~ cry on.

vahid said @ 2:03pm GMT on 4th Aug
here, here, is this what you wanted>/a>

vahid said @ 2:04pm GMT on 4th Aug
here, here, is this what you wanted

Carlo Paz said @ 2:59am GMT on 4th Aug
I was in the Chuck Norris movie Code of Silence I play "the guy sitting on the bench in Union Station".

graham said @ 3:45am GMT on 4th Aug
i take this man seriously because a) i ma drunk, and b) he has commented 4 times...who would waste #4 on somethin as silly as this?!? NoT I!!!!

we;;, maybe me.

silky_stevens said @ 3:12am GMT on 4th Aug
I AM fAMOUS cUZ i AM TEH GUY WHO wHipes chrISTOPHER REEVES ass!

graham said @ 3:46am GMT on 4th Aug
i'm graham. i'm a fucking superstar. who is now drunk. and ate a pizza. take THAT, labiracchi.

labiracchi said @ 3:49am GMT on 4th Aug
*takes it*

graham said @ 3:52am GMT on 4th Aug
WTF1 WHAT ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING ODDS OF HTAT? EH?! EH?!!!??!!?!?!!

matt said @ 4:11am GMT on 4th Aug
i was the voice of several characters in a cult classic radio play for about a year.

[disclaimer: cult classic status confined only to cast members of said radio play]

k1w1 said @ 4:47am GMT on 4th Aug
I'm George Washington's great great great great great great grandson....

Bow before me you peasants~~~~

waxattakz said @ 4:49am GMT on 4th Aug
This is me. I am teh fucking Hawtness!

Trench said @ 1:01pm GMT on 4th Aug
I AM JEZILLA> PREFECT BLEND OF MONSTR AND SAVIOR> I MAKE PLENTFUL MOUNTS OF TEH BREAD AND DESTYOR JAPANSE VILLGES SO YOU SINNED< I FORGIVE YOU< *BREATHS FIRE?BURNSYOU?*

Trench said @ 3:45pm GMT on 29th Sep
TEH WIN

Tirade said @ 1:23am GMT on 5th Aug
I've been on TV.
In a large mass of about a thousand people.

Ifrit said @ 5:42am GMT on 5th Aug
I've been interviewed on TV once. I said, "Oh, I don't like X-files at all. I prefer Star Trek because it's more realistic." I've also played the role of God in a few episodes of an amatuer pron series.

matt said @ 1:53am GMT on 6th Aug [Score:2 Funny]
i got on tv once like that. i got stopped on the street to comment on the cricket. but i didn't want to turn up on tv, because my parents would find out i wasn't at school, so i said "i don't give a fuck about the cricket" (which was true) ... so they aired it anyway, with me bleeped. my parents didn't say a word though, oddly enough.

idlewise said @ 5:32am GMT on 2nd Jan
..

Trigger said @ 6:28am GMT on 5th Apr
I'm more infamous than famous.

sensibleb said @ 6:56am GMT on 5th Apr
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!