Saturday, 3 May 2003

MATRIX RELOADED REVIEWED

quote [ Jim-Jammity Jesus Krispy Kreme Christ on a twat-rocket, this movie blew me apart and put me back together only after I’d got put back I felt like I had thirteen dicks and they’d all gotten blown by a surfer chick with 26 heads (2 mouths on each cock). I will see it ten times and if I see Star Wars George or that gay Batman director butt-hole any time during the ten screenings here comes Mr. Punch. ]

Typical Ain't It Kewl fare, the content and blatent imaturity of the reviewer is the true entertainment value in this critque of Reloaded.
[by synical@5:45amGMT] [+5 Funny]

Comments

stevil said @ 5:56am GMT on 3rd May
i read this yesterday on totalfark. hilarious
painkiller said @ 9:52am GMT on 3rd May
Nice thumb!
Chop-Logik said @ 12:59pm GMT on 3rd May
and how very ironic and true that this tagline reared its head:
Because you finally figured out that "Ain't It Cool" really ain't so damn cool - apoehler
JOECAM said @ 5:37pm GMT on 15th Feb
funny, overated, wtf.
ExLife said @ 3:23pm GMT on 3rd May
Sounds like the writer is a discliple of real ultimate power.
barstool said @ 7:08pm GMT on 3rd May
I saw a WB private screening of it yesterday.
+1, at least the guy saw it, so he didn't use one of those fake kazaa scripts that's been floating around
- 1, for the reviewer. He was worse than a pissdrunk monkey on a keyboard
The Vapour said @ 9:13pm GMT on 3rd May
Let me add another review.

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